ElonRizz - The Future of Rizz

Tokenomics

📊 TOKENOMICS ================ Distribution: - Team: 20% - Allocated to the core team of Delulu enthusiasts, because believing this project will succeed despite all odds is hard work, and they deserve it. - Marketing: 30% - Reserved for an aggressive TikTok campaign featuring Gen Z influencers who will promote $RIZZLA using only cryptic emojis and AI-generated Elon Musk deepfakes. - Liquidity: 25% - Locked in a decentralized autonomous liquidity pool (DALP) that is governed by a Council of Highly Opinionated Bots. These bots will rebalance the pool based on the frequency of Elon Musk's tweets. - Community: 25% - Airdropped to the most active members of our Discord server, who will be ranked based on their ability to write fan fiction about Elon Musk and robotaxis. Winning entries will be rewarded with additional $RIZZLA tokens and featured on our website. Special Features: - Delulu Investor Protocol: Tokenomics designed to reward unwavering belief in Elon's vision, regardless of market performance. This protocol is crucial for maintaining the delicate balance of hopium within the $RIZZLA ecosystem. We employ a "Diamond Hands Staking" mechanism. Staking $RIZZLA for extended periods (minimum 69 days) unlocks escalating tiers of delusionary rewards, including boosted staking APY and exclusive access to unreleased Elon Musk audio clips. Conversely, selling $RIZZLA incurs a "Reality Check Tax," with a 6.9% burn rate to discourage rational thought. - Robotaxi Airdrop System: Holders receive fractional ownership tokens of theoretical future robotaxis. Because owning a whole robotaxi is so last year. Each $RIZZLA holder will receive $TAXI-WHEN tokens, representing a pro-rata share of a future robotaxi, based on their $RIZZLA holdings at the time of the Snapshot of Delusion (SOD). These $TAXI-WHEN tokens can be staked for additional $RIZZLA rewards, or burned to receive a 1:1 discount on a Cybertruck (valid only on Mars, taxes and fees not included). - Hype Amplification Mechanism: Automatically inflates token value based on Elon Musk's latest tweets. Our proprietary algorithm analyzes Elon's tweets for key phrases like "moon," "Mars," "robot," and "doge." Each keyword triggers a 4.20% increase in the $RIZZLA buyback rate for the next 69 minutes. Conversely, tweets containing phrases like "SEC," "production delays," or "supply chain issues" trigger a 0.69% burn rate to counteract negative sentiment.

⚠️ Important: This tokenomics structure is highly experimental and may result in complete financial loss. Invest responsibly.